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Sunday, June 29, 2008

BRIAN SHACKELFORD'S PORN EDITOR


Hey, a little something I found surfing the net, check it out, leave comments. I dont think the show ever aired but if so please correct me. If not the first show is on July 4 at 5:45 on HBO comedy. Here is the link because i couldn't post the video for business reasons. Enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cun0pisFP3g

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Fast Cars

We are constantly attempting to make our cars faster, nicer, gas efficient, and yeah faster. But I don't understand the concept of having a car with a outrageous top speed.
1.First of all there is a limit of times that you will ever reach its peak speed without a ticket unless you run you car on a track.
2.The Price tags on these super cars are ridiculous for the little time the car will actually run.
3.You can't have a conversation with the person in the passenger seat because the engine is too loud.
4.Maintenance is a constant between the engine, brakes,tires and gas and will run up another price tag.

But they look really nice because there unique. I just think to advertise top speed for the reason to get these expensive, super cars is overrated.

"This engine is sucking in as much air in a minute as I would breath in four days"

"Driving on its maximum speed means the tires will only last 15 minutes, but its ok because the fuel will run out in 12 minutes"

"covering a football field every second"

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

UFO Alert


Are You a Believer?
Yesterday at 11:36 Me, Will, and Keena saw what we can call now, a UFO. After picking up Dale from Edgewater on the way back home sitting at a light about to turn to go on route 4, a light object sped in front of our eyes and vanished in air. This definitely was not a plane because planes don't fly as fast as this light object moved. Yeah, planes move mad fast but from the ground if a plane flew low enough, you can probably read the damn thing. But this light object in a shape of a Frisbee was falling at like a 45 degree angle, then it got really bright and disappeared. I don't know what can explain this other then saying it was a UFO. I know its kinda weird to jump to conclusions so quick but me and will have been touched by the spirits a lot together so this is just the next step in getting in touch with spirits. Do people believe in UFO's, aliens and all that matter. I'm a believer and want to get in touch more with the other side.
June 24, 2008 11:36

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

N.E.R.D. Everyone Nose !!!

Everyone does not know about this video quite yet, so I want this video to reflect the title. Everyone has to know about All the Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom Video so here it is. CD review in previous blog...

Monday, June 23, 2008

Superbad Action Movie!!!



Knowing how funny Superbad is after watching it several of times throughout my first year of college during dorm room gatherings, I would definitely still go see this movie if it was an Action movie. Great idea!!!
Thanks Will for showing this to me.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

I Kissed A Girl

Guy + Girl, Girl + Girl, Guy + Guy (ill). For the guys out there, how do you feel when your girl is singing this song all out loud and proud. Yeah we sing a lot of songs and dont know what we are singing but this song is definetly different. A clear understanding of what this song is talking about but I can say it is catchy and you might find me singing the chorus on a rare accasion.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it,

The taste of her cherry chap stick".

But im a guy and its my role to be with girls. But to come to my concluding question. Are guys turned on by girls making out with each other, bisexuals, or the chance to get a threesome.




Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Wii Sports


Currently I am a Wii sports addict after getting the Wii about two weeks ago. I still hear that the Wii is still not the easiest system to get and they usually run out by the time you want to buy the system. I can remember the times Will skipped school waiting outside stores early in the mornings just to find out that he wasn’t going to get his Wii lol, life sucks sometimes. Surprisingly, he hasn’t been up to my house to play but yeah. I’m a Wii all-star and will challenge anybody in any Wii sports game. Currently I’m a pro in every sport and today I bowled a 300, I got that ill spin. I like all the sports except golf because it’s just not as fun as everything else. Wii is actually a workout for me and has been keeping me in shape since I don’t work out anymore but yea, bring the challenge on.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Baby Understand Me Now


Baby understand me now
If sometimes you see that I'm mad
Don't you know no one alive can always be an angel
When everything goes wrong, you see some bad
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
O lord please don't let me be misunderstood.

Misunderstood ain't gotta be explained
But you don't understand me so let me explain

Misunderstood

1. to take (words, statements, etc.) in a wrong sense; understand wrongly

2. to fail to understand or interpret rightly the words or behavior of.

Misunderstandings cause conflicts between two people even speaking the same language. English vs. English with no slang or anything can cause hours of explanation for someone to understand. I hate misunderstandings through assumptions from a common text.

When I say

“I will call you later; I’m going to take a nap. You can call me if you like”.

What I like you to understand is that I stopped talking to you for a reason because you were obviously being annoying. I probably will not call you later, lied about taking a nap. And yeah just to be nice you’re welcomed to call me if you like but honestly I will not pick up because of the reason of me saying bye in the first place.

NO!!!!!

For the few people that I’m honest to why would you interpret what I say so wrong?

Saturday, June 14, 2008

N.E.R.D. – Seeing Sounds Review


I love this cd. Currently, I am a non follower of N.E.R.D.’s previous cd’s but herd a few of their singles and is a fan of Pharrell’s weird and unique styles expressing his high intelligences in music. This cd made me felt that I can always grab a mic and stand next to Pharrell singing with him while the band plays. The band like feel with his funky beats, a lil r&b feelin with a lil hip hop being Pharrell while keeping me on the cold rock side too. A unique feeling I haven’t felt in a while. You probably can find me for the next month or two listening to the whole cd as one whole cd and not just skipping through songs and only playing 3 or 4 tracks. It’s a whole 13 track album, keeping u entertained with every song by changing up moods of “let me just fuck it and rock out” to “I got to be better than that feeling”. Listening to the cd I can say that I found a little Prince, Beatles and comparably Coldplay feel. Why do songs always feel what you are feeling exactly when it happens and the song will most likely save you, Seeing Sounds. There are no favorite songs for me at the time because I like the whole cd but for the club seen I find Everyone Nose sittin on top of the track list with its weird chorus’s and up tempo beat to get me rock while being hip, clapping and screaming “All The Girls Waiting In The Line For The Bathroom”. The cd is mad fun for me even through the sad, emotional, love songs because we need to feel emotional sometimes, it’s a life product that makes us whole and the cd brings it to me. I do not feel that everyone will have the same experience as I did with this cd because Seeing Sounds is one unique cd made by a kickin ass unique group N.E.R.D. Too many people just follow the cycle of just simple and plain music and never leave their bounds to hear something different. Well hear it is.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

And My Nigga Say I Shouldn't Let Her Worry Me


Have You Ever Felt Like You Wanted To Kill Her
And You Mixed Them Emotions With Tequilla

And You Mixed That With A Little Bad Advice
On One Of Them Bad Nights
You Have A Bad Fight

And You Talkin Bout Her Family Her Aunts And Shit
And She Sayin Muhfucka Yo Mama's A Bitch
You Know Domestic Drama And Shit

All The Attitude
I'll Never Hit A Girl But Ill Shake The Shit Out Of You

But Im A Be The Bigger Man
Big Pimpin Like Jigga Man

Bittersweet - Kanye West

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

In Texas = Cows, Tractors & Hoes, In New York you just got Hoes

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

An Everlasting 15 Minutes


Don’t you feel some things are just a waste of time in your life and you try your hardest to avoid them? Well, I can say that I encountered one of those situations one time at a park. Well I always like going to the park and I spend most of my time there but when I am not there the park gets upset that I’m not there. Not just that I’m not there but what else I can be possible doing. The park hates when I’m not wearing my red and black kicks but shit happens. I can say that gum plays a factor in that outcome. The gum is always ruining my shoes and I just really don’t look at what I step into so I occasionally have to borrow some shoes here and there just to get where I got to go. I truly love gum because it taste mad good and I do a lot of crazy things when I chew gum, but for the many gum chewers out there occasionally they get stuck under my kicks and yeah… got to find new ones until my shits lookin fresh again. But yeah, I’m not gonna stop chewing gum but I can say that I will take a better look at where I step. I just hope that the park understands that I do not have total control of what happens from time to time, I truly try to prevent stepping on gum. I just hope the park does not try to exclude me from the park again.

Red Sox and Rays

For not being a baseball fan lets give the sport a little applause for the entertainment between
the Red Sox and the Rays. I really just do not like baseball because I feel it’s just to slow of a sport and not enough action to keep me entertained. But the fight between the Red Sox and the Rays can catch me watchin a few more baseball games hopefully catchin another fight. First of all I don’t understand fights in baseball, like how mad can you possible be for a sport that can be the least physical it can possible be. Football, Hockey, and Rugby is real sports that you risk your life every play you step on the field and if someone tries to enhance that chance in anyway by doing something illegal they have a reason for fighting, but not baseball. And one point I just want to make across to everyone as you will see in the video. If you are a batter and want to attack the pitcher for throwing a pitch at you, first you have a fat catcher with a lot of body armor to hit you with chasing you, and o yeah…. The rest of the team is already on the field. It will be some time for your team to come off the side to help your ass but you’re a man for showing you have balls!!!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Sex or Beauty





As if girls never come as a whole package of true greatness, which one would you prefer.
SEX or BEAUTY.
For some instance if there were only two people that you can form a relationship with.
One person with the most idealistic beauty possible but her sex game was terrible.
The other person was drastically hideous but fabulous in bed.
WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?
There is always the view of having great sex which is great but sex is only one criteria. You can’t be walkin around with an ugly chick with ya boys like she hot shit just because she great in bed. And a dude just can't have a show girl because a brotha got to get his from time to time. So I want to just kno where the two lines meet between sex and beauty of what he/or she would prefer if you can only choose one. Be thankful if you have the best of both worlds!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

C-Maz House

Just letting everyone kno that C-Maz house is fresh and that everyone should come down. Its in Providence Rhode Island so you will have to think of traveling plans but he resides here for school. I Only met one of his roommates and his girl, there mad cool. Sorry to say I made up about FIVE different names for them but now I Know their names. But yeah they seem mad cool; we watched TRANSFORMERS together and just chilled. I was Screaming scared of everything transforming but that’s something we can’t talk about. The house is mad spacious and cant wait for the parties in the future. I already mapped out the whole house and kno how to get everywhere with my eyes close so I can Party Like A Rockstar when I’m here. (Chris) "this is how a real shotta should live, this shit is nice...i got a bloodclot view" Currently burnin and drinkin beers..you already kno....well yea somehow we gotta make it home 2nite lmfao IM WRECKED!


Monday, June 2, 2008

Welcome

Hello World, and welcome to the E.R.C.T.= Express Random Conflict Thoughts. Can’t really explain the title other then that its simple Random thoughts that I will express to the world rather then my little crew, Hate if you want. (Hi Hater-Maino ) Everyone has one if your doing something right. So yeah… as I sit in my living room watching csi I will talk a lil about life after the first year of college. First, I will tell you that the first year was mad fun and everyone should have as much fun as I did if not more. PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR. I can say that I partied so hard first semester that I wasn’t even getting my work done so I busted my ass in the second semester to get out of academic probation, a place where you don’t want to be in. This is my first long summer back from college so far it has been boring during the days and fun during the nights. Some nights longer than others, and some never ending. One weekend = Hawaiian Punch party in E.wood, That morning at 4, a trip to Wild Wood with C.Maz and Randy. As soon as we got there we cheated life, later beach, night party, and midnight back to Jersey to sleep with the girl. Then that morning me and C.MAz got the crew together to go to Darlington Park.

I Love my crew and we are mad tight and usually go around everywhere, and NO u can not join. Are crew is big now and I don’t want to feel like that crew that just lets anybody in. But we do have a new entry as everyone has noticed and shes moving in quick. I think she knows what she is doing and is making all the right moves to fit right in. NO NAMES, but for her to lock herself in shes gonna hook up with someone in the crew. JUST A OPINION. I feel she was targeted to a direction but her credentials are pushing her away, hopefully she will reach a target. I think she should stop and look back at targets that are aimed at her and see what she likes but yeah.

This summer needs to hit reality, just as school did. I can’t sit home all day playing Wii sports and hanging out all night. I’m in a need for a job to keep me entertained during the day, ANYTHING LEGAL WILL HELP.